hollywood has ruined everything.

I love the occasional pun or two. I always love the bad pun. I always love the (no pun intended) inserts into texts, even the (pun intended) inserts. I love puns here, there, and every which way. I love every single pun in every single Disneyland ride. I do not, however, love puns that aren't even puns. I do not like people, and even more so, establishments that try to be cutesy and squeeze in puns where they are not wanted. Like in every single menu item. Like the Tinseltown Diner in Hampstead, otherwise a lovely, beautiful neighborhood I eventually want to move to and grow domestic in (see forthcoming entry), which ruins everything. Despite the Minneapolis Dinkeytown reference.